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from The São
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and comments from the OC Weekly. Blood Shot and Michael Bailey Smith won two awards at Fright-Fest in Gainesville, Georgia on October 13th. Best Actor in a Short Film, and Best Actor in a Comedy Horror Short.
Blood Shot won it's second award at Dragon*Con 2003 on September 1st, in the largest horror, science fiction and fantasy film festival in North America.
Our first award was a Remi Award from WorldFest 2003, announced in May, 2003.
THE WAR ON TERROR
...just in case anyone out there is worried.
Saddam is currently working as a prostitute on the newly freed streets of Baghdad. This concurs with intelligence showing that he moves around every three hours and never sleeps in the same bed twice. According to sources, Saddam even gives free sexual favors to anyone who carries out attacks on Allied troops. In fact, Saddam has sex with so many men that if he had AIDS, he could be considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction himself. Let us hope.
"This is juvenile. Of course Saddam is not a prostitute. I can take you to him now, he has an available appointment in 10 minutes in the Forbidden Caves. And furthermore, I do not have sex with men...or goats. Especially not Saddam. Besides, even if we did have sex every day, which we most certainly do not, why would I be telling you? That is none of your business. But we do not have gay sex!"
Uday and Qusay are rumored to have been among the "founding fathers," or more accurately, "founding boys," of NAMBLA, the North American Man / Boy Love Association. "Everyone knows they had their hands involved in dealings with North America," says an anonymous source. Now we're learning they had their hands in young boy's underwear too. "It's the deterioration of the society from the inside out. That's the best way they can win a war against America. Look at the anti war statements NAMBLA puts out. Look at the way they hold their guns. It should be obvious." NAMBLA also is one of the top financial contributors to Saddam, Al Qaeda, and the Taliban, all promoters of Man / Boy sex. NEWS
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