
Written and Directed by
Produced by
Director of Photography
Edited by
Music Composed by
Starring
MICHAEL
BAILEY SMITH
DARRIN
REED
DEKE
ANDERSON
ERL VAN DOUGLAS
MAX
DANIELS
A Fine Lookin’ Production
A Dietrich Johnston Film
Vampire Cop Director of V.D. “Bob” Terrorist Scum Explosives Handler Weapons Master Camel Nose Testicle Terrorist Secret Weapon Dynamite Dick Rocket Juggler Screaming Bitch President George W. Bush |
MICHAEL BAILEY SMITH DARRIN REED DEKE ANDERSON ERL VAN DOUGLAS MAX DANIELS GARRETT NEWSOM JOHN DAVID RAMIREZ GARRETT NEWSOM PAUL ANTHONY SCOTT MARTIN KLEBBA OAKLEY LEHMAN ALEX CHANSKY JOEY NABER HIMSELF |
Executive Producers
FAUSTO
CALLEGARINI |
MICHAEL
BAILEY SMITH |
JAYE
WILLIAMS |
CESAR
& LILY RAMIREZ |
DIETRICH
& JACQUELINE
JOHNSTON |
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DAVID
& MARIANNA JOHNSTON |
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Co-Producer
First Assistant Director
DAVID
THERGOOD, JR.
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Rigging
Stuntmen
MATT
BAKER |
ALEX
CHANSKY |
Crew
1st
A/C |
YEN NGUYEN | |
2nd
A/C |
THADDEUS FITZPATRICK | |
| JEN LAI | ||
| KEVIN FAUST | ||
Gaffers |
DENNIS GROW | |
| BOB GOOD | ||
| ANDY STEINMAN | ||
Best
Boy |
BRENT DILGER | |
| ROBERTO SHEIN | ||
Grips |
LUKE KALARICKAL | |
| JEN LAI | ||
| SHAWN R. MINTON | ||
| SEAN C. BENNETT | ||
Dolly
Grip |
KEVIN FAUST | |
Script
Supervisor |
WINNIE CHONG | |
Production
Coordinator |
JOHN RAMIREZ | |
Production
Assistants |
PHILLIP LUU | |
| MICHAEL LYONS | ||
Additional
Photography |
CRAIG
INCARDONE |
Make-up and Blood FX
Special
Effects / Pyrotechnics
BOYD LaCOSSE
Production & Costume Designer
Set
Design |
JACQUELINE JOHNSTON | |
| ADAM C. WOODS | ||
| FIONA KHOO | ||
Turban
Design |
KAREN PELLMANN |
Set Construction
ADAM
C. WOODS |
MICHAEL
KRAVITZ |
Apartment Sound Recording Warehouse Sound Recording Boom Operators |
LIONEL
BALL |
Sound Design
Additional
Sound Design |
MICHAEL
RESNICK |
Titles & Opticals
Post Production Supervisor |
BOB
DOHRENDORF NANCY
HIRAMI |
Additional Music
“Freight
Train of Death” |
“Terrorist
Ambiance” |
Sound Facilities Provided by Ravenswork, SeaSound, Digital
Dreams, and Enterprise Post
Color & Prints by FotoKem
Lighting Equipment by Silver Sage Production Services
Film Match Back provided by FilmMatch Software
Screenwriting software provided by Screenplay Systems, Inc.
www.screenplay.com
The Producers wish to thank
Burbank
Fire Department
Catering Services |
CRAIG
L. CANFIELD, Fire Chief |
Special
"Up Yours"
Osama, Saddam, Yassir, & all other terrorist scum,
along with their stupid sympathizers.
Special Thanks
MICHAEL
& LISA BAILEY SMITH |
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DENNIS
DEVINE |
MICHAEL
HOGGAN |
JEFF
BARONE |
MARVEL
WAKEFIELD |
The many individuals whose contributions were
invaluable to the making of this motion picture.
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